1 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,997 ♪ 2 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:26,378 [Larry] I'm drowning. 3 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:29,006 I'm gonna die. And somewhere... I'm not even rel... 4 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:31,925 I'm not religious at all... I said, "God, help me!" 5 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:35,220 And I'm deposited right, right on the beach. 6 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:36,638 Oh, my golly. 7 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,181 I went swimming that day for some reason. 8 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,934 Something drew me to the water. 9 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,519 Why? I don't know. 10 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:45,938 You know, it's like a baby drawn to the nipple. 11 00:01:46,063 --> 00:01:49,401 You know what... Or, you know, adults drawn to the nipple. 12 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:50,777 - Yeah. - Either way, right? 13 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:51,945 [Susie] You know what I think, Larry? 14 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,113 Was that divine intervention? 15 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,406 - Yeah. - Unbelievable, Larry. 16 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:55,741 Huh? Is that not divine intervention? 17 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,618 - You know what I think, Lar? - Huh? 18 00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:59,328 I think this happened for a reason. 19 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:00,537 - Yes! Yes. - Mm-hmm. 20 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,998 I think so too. It happened for a reason. 21 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,667 Now maybe you'll start to be more respectful to people. 22 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,377 - Treat people better. - I'm respectful to people. 23 00:02:08,502 --> 00:02:10,881 - Eh, Larry, eh-heh. - What? What eh-heh? 24 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:12,924 - Fine. Whatever, whatever. - I respect people. 25 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:14,843 - I'm very nice to people. - Yeah, fine. 26 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,346 So, anyway, huh? Amazing? 27 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,513 - Is that amazing? - Awesome. 28 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,642 True story, every word! Huh? 29 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,852 - To life! - L'chaim! 30 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,395 - Yeah! - L'chaim! 31 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:26,647 - L'chaim. - To life, you said it. 32 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:28,523 Every day is a gift. 33 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,070 Are you going to temple for the High Holy Days? 34 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,905 - Yeah, of course. - I think I wanna go to temple. 35 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:35,989 - This year. - You do? 36 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:36,990 Well, yeah, I mean, given 37 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:38,282 what happened and everything 38 00:02:38,407 --> 00:02:39,534 Don't you think I should be there? 39 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:40,869 Yeah, it's a great thing 40 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,245 but you've got to get your ticket, like 41 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:43,705 six months in advance. 42 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:44,748 It's a tough ticket to go to the High Holy Days. 43 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:46,667 Why do you need a ticket to go to temple? 44 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:47,709 It's crazy! 45 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,086 I'm not saying I justify it 46 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:52,381 but you need a ticket, and I've got my tickets. 47 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,882 How am I gonna get one? 48 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,508 Um... 49 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,095 You know what? 50 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,388 I'll make some calls 51 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,264 and if I hook one up I call you tonight. 52 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:03,558 - Okay. - We'll see. 53 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:04,893 Look at this thing. Look. 54 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,311 You ever see a handle like this on a cup? 55 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:07,729 What's the point of this? 56 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:08,939 It looks like a little pretend little teacup. 57 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,315 - Yeah, look, look. - Yeah. 58 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,525 You can't get your index finger in there. 59 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:12,776 What's the point? 60 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,319 Yeah, I like watching you do that. 61 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,446 There's something I want to tell you... 62 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:19,074 Oh! I went by Leo's delicatessen. 63 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,367 You know what's up on the board? 64 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,703 A brand-new sandwich called the Larry David. 65 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:26,498 - What? Get out of here. - Swear to God. Swear to God. 66 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,375 - Leo named a sandwich after me? - He named a sandwich after you. 67 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,127 - You're kidding! - Yep, yep, yep, yep. 68 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,877 I can't believe it. I'm on the board? 69 00:03:32,002 --> 00:03:33,255 You're on the board. 70 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,757 - What is it? - Um, let's see, uh... 71 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,885 There's whitefish, uh, sable 72 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,554 uh, capers, onions, and cream cheese. 73 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:42,431 What? What? 74 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,683 - That's the sandwich? - Yeah. 75 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:47,394 - You've got a sandwich! - That's a disgusting sandwich! 76 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:48,979 Really? 77 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:50,355 Alright, I'm gonna get something to eat. 78 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,524 - I'll see you in a minute. - Okay. 79 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,152 Look at this. Ugh. 80 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,154 - Sorry. - Oh, boy. 81 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:59,740 Oh, my gosh. Oh, what happened? 82 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,450 He bumped me. 83 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,618 - Did you bump into him? - No. 84 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,912 You bumped into me. You didn't bump into me? 85 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:08,165 Larry, please. 86 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,297 - What happened? - Oh, nothing. 87 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,632 Ready to go? 88 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,092 Yeah. You ready? 89 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:20,469 - Hey. - What? 90 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,970 - We're gonna take off. - What? 91 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,264 We carpooled with you. I'm not ready to leave yet. 92 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,725 - Yeah, it's enough already. - Larry, what the fuck? 93 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,142 I'm having fun. Jeff, they wanna go. 94 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:29,394 - You wanna go? - We wanna go. Yeah. 95 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:30,854 - We carpooled together. - No, we wanna go. 96 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,230 We're not ready to leave, Jeff. 97 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,315 He just got his food. 98 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,940 - Listen, you'll get a ride. - Fine. 99 00:04:35,065 --> 00:04:36,401 If you don't get a ride, you'll give me a call, okay? 100 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:37,694 Fine, yeah, you'll be hearing from us. 101 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:38,987 Yeah, you'll come back and get us. 102 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,279 I will I'll come back and get you. 103 00:04:40,404 --> 00:04:42,199 I believe that. 104 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,869 Oh, Larry. 105 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,370 [Larry] Call me Mr. Tibbs. 106 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:50,081 Larry. 107 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:01,092 Don't answer that. 108 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,511 Actually, that might be Jeff 109 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:03,803 calling about the temple tickets. 110 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:04,846 I don't care. 111 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,807 - Huh? - I don't care, come on. 112 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,934 No, no, this is kind of important though. 113 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,519 - Well, he'll call back. - No, I'm really... 114 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,355 I told him to try and find out. Hello? 115 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,606 - Hey! - Oh, hey. 116 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:18,026 Uh, made some calls, but no go on the tickets. 117 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,820 - Oh, what a bummer! - Yeah. 118 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:21,863 Yeah, I'm sorry, but you know what? 119 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,241 You can always try for a scalper. 120 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:25,617 Really? They got scalper tickets? 121 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,369 - They usually do. - Huh. 122 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,621 - Yeah. - Expensive? 123 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,957 I have no idea. 124 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,416 Alright, I'll get some scalper tickets. 125 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:34,668 Get some scalper tickets. 126 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:35,961 We'll just go down there and try to get some. 127 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:36,962 Yeah. 128 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,464 Um, okay, thanks for trying. 129 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:40,423 Sure, man. I'll talk to you later. 130 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:41,967 - Okay. - Bye. 131 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,720 - Get off! - What? 132 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,056 - Get off of me! - What are you doing? 133 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,308 What am I doing?! What are you doing?! 134 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,642 What? 135 00:05:51,767 --> 00:05:54,187 What's the... What's the big deal? What? 136 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:56,523 Why did you have to answer the phone? 137 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,190 'Cause I told you, I was expecting a call. 138 00:05:58,315 --> 00:06:00,527 Why? So what? I'm... 139 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,654 Jesus. 140 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,363 Goodnight. 141 00:06:04,488 --> 00:06:05,740 Oh, right. 142 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,617 Mustn't interrupt intercourse. 143 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:11,246 Oh, sacred intercourse cannot be interrupted. 144 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,082 Oooh. Everybody, quiet. 145 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,584 Quiet for intercourse. 146 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,670 Shh! Don't disturb the intercourse. 147 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:23,967 Let me tell you something. 148 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,720 This is some kinda sandwich, my friend. 149 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,055 It's the first time I really quelled... 150 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,599 Really swelled up with joy. 151 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,684 Look at that Larry David sandwich. 152 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,228 - Yeah. - I really quelled from this. 153 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:37,147 It's something that makes me prouder than anything. 154 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:40,275 Ah, alright, alright. I don't even like it. 155 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,278 - What? - I don't like it. 156 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,697 Alright, whatever you said just now 157 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,991 you mumbled it, which is something you do. 158 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,951 You do a lot. You do a lot of mumbling. 159 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,119 Okay. 160 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:55,373 You don't have a lot of respect for speech. 161 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,250 You could speak a little clearer. 162 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,961 It wouldn't hurt anybody. Oh, laughing in my face. 163 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,963 I don't have respect for speech? 164 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,255 - Yes. - I do. 165 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:05,967 I respect speech. I disagree. 166 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,887 - Aha! Look who's here! - Hey, Leo! 167 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:11,514 How're you doing, Larry? 168 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,767 So good to see you! 169 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:16,311 Oh, and Mr. David, too! 170 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,313 How are you, sir? How are you, huh? 171 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,023 - Jesus. - Huh? Yeah! 172 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,108 Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. 173 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:23,443 Leo! 174 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:26,821 First of all, I want to thank you 175 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,032 for putting me up on the board 176 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,242 having my own sandwich! 177 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:35,163 Larry David sandwich, huh? 178 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,998 Will you look... Look how proud he is. 179 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,583 [Nat] No problem! 180 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:41,002 It is my pleasure to put the Larry David sandwich 181 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,087 up on the board. 182 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:43,254 It's such a wonderful thing. 183 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,882 You like it, yeah? You like it? 184 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:48,426 - Eh! - What is this eh? 185 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:51,096 Eh. You know... 186 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:52,430 I'm not really a big... 187 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,849 I'm not really a big fish guy, to tell you the truth. 188 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,227 This is the best whitefish in the whole wide world. 189 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:59,354 No other place got this whitefish but me. 190 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,065 Oh, I'm sure it is but I'm more of a, you know 191 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,484 pastrami, corned beef kind of guy. 192 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,736 Can I get a pastrami, corned beef thing? 193 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:09,948 You are the whitefish-sable. Period. 194 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:12,826 - What do you want me to do? - What about tongue? 195 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:14,911 No tongue! 196 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,705 Hey, let me ask you this, okay? 197 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,749 What if I got somebody 198 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:22,669 to switch sandwiches with me? 199 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,754 - To switch with you? - Yeah, maybe, you know... 200 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:27,382 Uh, Ted Danson, or something. 201 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,051 What do you think about that? 202 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,803 Okay, I tell you what I'm going to do for you. 203 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:35,974 If the Mr. Danson say okay, okay, you can switch. 204 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:38,309 - Alright. - If I can do it, I can do it. 205 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:40,061 - Okay, yeah. - I'll see you at temple. 206 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,062 Okay. 207 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:47,360 Jesus, that guy almost broke my hand with that shake. 208 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:48,903 Don't whisper to me. Please... 209 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:52,449 I said he almost broke my hand with that handshake! 210 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:55,785 You know, most of the time, once in a while 211 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:59,289 if you're, if you're pleasant to people... 212 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:04,502 You... you... 213 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:05,962 What's the matter? 214 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:10,258 Take a drink of water. 215 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,469 Take some water. 216 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:17,766 It's okay, pop. 217 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,934 Everything's gonna be alright. 218 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:22,187 I got your glasses. 219 00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:41,039 [Dr. Sewell] Well, your dad has had a mild stroke. 220 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:44,167 - Really? - Yes. He's going to be fine. 221 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,586 I've got him lightly sedated right now 222 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,463 and he's-he's resting 223 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,839 but he's doing very very well 224 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,381 and it's nothing for you to worry about. 225 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,009 - Okay, okay. - Honestly. 226 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:56,261 Um, my feeling is we may do a little corrective surgery. 227 00:09:56,386 --> 00:09:58,223 I don't know exactly when 228 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,767 but we'll have him here for a while. 229 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,559 Let me ask you a question. 230 00:10:02,684 --> 00:10:05,146 Uh, my dad and I were eating in the deli earlier. 231 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,399 - Mm-hmm. - And, um... 232 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,569 Actually, they named a sandwich after me. 233 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,196 - No kidding. - Yeah, I got my own... 234 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,740 - Got my own sandwich at Leo's. - That is great. 235 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,325 I'm up... I'm up on the board the Larry David. 236 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,119 - If you go in there... - Oh, I see that on the menu. 237 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,371 You know, everybody's got their sandwiches. 238 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,831 Yeah, but, you know, the bad news is 239 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,625 that I can't stand the sandwich, between you and me. 240 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,252 What is it? 241 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,545 I see you recoiled a little bit. 242 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:29,504 Is it a breath thing? 243 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,880 No, no, not at all, no. 244 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,215 You put your head back a little bit. 245 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,383 No, not at all, no. 246 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:34,634 But anyway, here's my question. 247 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:35,677 Okay. 248 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:39,889 Is it possible that the sandwich 249 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:43,351 could've had something to do with the stroke? 250 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,520 If the sandwich was caught 251 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,689 and he started choking and couldn't breathe 252 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,150 and then became fearful, I guess it's possible. 253 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,734 You know, it could raise his blood pressure. 254 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,154 His life is not threatened. He's fine and he's resting. 255 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,072 The sandwich gave him a stroke. I can't believe this. 256 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:59,993 How do you like this? The sandwich. 257 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:03,621 Do you mind if I... if I, uh... 258 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,207 You know, I'm a big fan of "Seinfeld." 259 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,792 I don't know if that bothers you or not. 260 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,752 - Why would it bother me? - It was a wonderful show. 261 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,880 - Thank you, thank you. - It was a great show 262 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,464 And I'll tell you what... 263 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,384 ...I'm gonna do your father's surgery for you. 264 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,552 I'm chief surgeon here. 265 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,304 Usually I delegate it to somebody else 266 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,640 but I would be happy to do this for you. 267 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,309 - Thank you. - Now, you're a golfer, right? 268 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,772 So would you like to get together and play? 269 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,282 I can't believe that sandwich 270 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,784 might have been responsible for this. 271 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,245 I'm so sorry. 272 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,458 Whitefish. 273 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,585 Why'd they have to give me whitefish? 274 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,421 So many other sandwiches. 275 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,797 Pastrami, tuna. 276 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:58,134 I would have taken tuna... even with the mercury. 277 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,140 It stinks in here? 278 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,768 You know what? I think you smell from the onion. 279 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:10,688 You want a mint? Hmm? 280 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,774 Take a mint. 281 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,444 No mint? 282 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,696 I got a whole handful of them. 283 00:12:25,535 --> 00:12:28,081 What? 284 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:30,083 What? 285 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,922 What is it? 286 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,174 I don't... 287 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,059 {\an8}I'm a doctor? 288 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,144 {\an8}What? I'm a doctor? 289 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:59,112 {\an8}I'm... a-adopted? 290 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,947 {\an8}Adopted? 291 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,824 {\an8}- I'm sorry. - Did you say I'm adopted? 292 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,951 {\an8}I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the room. 293 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,619 [Larry] Okay, okay. 294 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:07,996 - Now. - Okay. 295 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,414 - "Adopted," you said? - You're gonna have to leave. 296 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:10,665 Now. Let's go. 297 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,833 - Dad, I'm adopted? - Come on, let's go. 298 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,336 - Adopted? - Let's go. 299 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,006 - Let's go. - I'm adopted... 300 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:24,136 I think I'm adopted. I might be adopted. 301 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,014 I-I think I'm adopted. 302 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,474 I could be adopted. 303 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,643 I might be adopted. 304 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,522 Dennis, hey. 305 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,482 Where'd you come from? 306 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,026 Upstairs. 307 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,069 Upstairs? What the hell... 308 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,864 Hey, do you mind if I stop this for a second? 309 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,574 Do you mind if I stop? Because I have an idea. 310 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,200 Maybe it'd be... Maybe it's be more funny if... 311 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,328 You know what, I suspected this a long time. 312 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,078 I really did. The only thing... 313 00:13:50,203 --> 00:13:52,749 The only noticeable thing I have in common with them 314 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,751 honest to God, is my penmanship. 315 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,419 I noticed there's a similarity. 316 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,420 Isn't there something with the stroke 317 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,589 with oxygen to his brain or something? 318 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,384 - Come on. Adopted? - Don't, don't ruin this for me. 319 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,845 - I'm not trying to ruin it. - Don't rain on my parade. 320 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:06,971 [Ted] Hey, look who's here. 321 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,973 - Hey! - Hey, Jeff. Hey, man. 322 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,684 I can't, can't shake. Bad fingers. Hurt my fingers. 323 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:14,227 Alright, alright. I am so bummed out. 324 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,147 I'm awful. I'm don't know how to be funny anymore. 325 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,900 It's not you, it's not you. It's the writing. 326 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,651 Why are you here, by the way? 327 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:21,944 No, we were just... I was at his office. 328 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,029 I thought I'd bring him by. 329 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:24,238 I told him you were filming here. 330 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,656 - Yeah. - He got all excited. 331 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,033 Yeah figured I'd check out the new pilot. 332 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,868 Thanks, buddy. I really appreciate it. 333 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,828 And... Oh, guess what? 334 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,081 - Leo's... You know? - Yeah. 335 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,749 They named a sandwich after me. 336 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,542 Oh, you're kidding me. Oh, you're kidding me. 337 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,878 - I got a sandwich. - That's wonderful, man. 338 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,089 - I'm on the board. - You've arrived. 339 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,591 - I'm on the board. - That is fantastic. 340 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,218 - Yep. - That's good news. 341 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,845 So the thing about it... I was wondering... 342 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,389 'Cause I know you don't go in there very much... 343 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,015 I'm in there all the time. 344 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,059 I'm in there three times a week. 345 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:56,437 You know, and in as much as you don't go in there 346 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,315 I was just thinking that maybe... 347 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,109 'Cause my sandwich is a great sandwich 348 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,778 but I'm not a, I'm not really a fish guy. 349 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,363 - Yeah. - And it's kind of a... 350 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,031 - You gotta like fish. - Eh. 351 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,783 You like fish, but anyway... 352 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,992 So I was thinking maybe 353 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,286 you wouldn't mind switching with me. 354 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,746 - Switching sandwiches? - Yeah. 355 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,289 You know, 'cause you don't go in there. 356 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,874 I'd like to eat my own sandwich. 357 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,293 It would be fun to go in with my dad 358 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,962 and eat my own sandwich, you know? 359 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,923 Alright. What the hell? I mean, what's the harm? 360 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,258 - Really? - Yeah, why not? 361 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,218 - Fanta... No. Fantastic! - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 362 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,138 Just so if anyone asks me, what's in my new sandwich? 363 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,975 Oh, okay, it's, um... you got whitefish. 364 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,727 - You know whitefish? - W-whitefish. 365 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:41,399 - Whitefish and sable. Um... - What is sable? 366 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,026 - Sable. It's a, it's a fish. - It's a fish like a whitefish. 367 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,362 - It's a smoked fish. - It's a smoked fish, yeah. 368 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:47,905 - You have two fishes? - Two fishes. 369 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,158 Yeah, but they-they blend very well together. 370 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,326 They're like Siamese twins, whitefish and sable. 371 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,412 What else is in it? No condiments? 372 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:57,206 Cream cheese. 373 00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,126 There's some cream cheese. It's-- 374 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,462 - Uh... - Capers. 375 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,300 There-there may be some capers, I'm not sure. 376 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,426 If you don't like 'em, you can brush them off. 377 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,888 - That's not a big deal. - Onions. 378 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,764 Yeah. 379 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:20,605 That's sounds awful. 380 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,942 What are you talking about? Awful? 381 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,904 My sandwich is turkey, coleslaw, Russian dressing. 382 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:30,364 It's a classic. People come in, they order a Ted Danson. 383 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,658 Yeah, but you're not there. You-you don't go in there. 384 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,410 I know, but people are used to my sandwich. 385 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,496 I'm not sure they show up and all of a sudden they're eating 386 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:39,248 you know, the Ted Danson sandwich all of a sudden 387 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,708 has herring and lox. 388 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,168 - It's not herring. - And smoked whatever. 389 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,962 - Capers. Onions. - Shut the fuck up. 390 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,923 It's not herring, okay? 391 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,800 It's-it's whitefish and sable. That's not herring. 392 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,761 Instead of ordering a Ted Danson people go in 393 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,721 and order a Larry David. What's the difference? 394 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,224 One tastes good and one sucks! 395 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,892 Why don't you taste it? Taste the sandwich. 396 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,560 - Taste it! - I don't wanna taste it! 397 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,103 - You can't even taste it? - I don't wanna taste it! 398 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,897 - You wanna taste it? - No! 399 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,732 [Ted] I won't taste your stupid sandwich. 400 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,275 - You won't taste it? - No, I won't. 401 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,237 [Larry] Alright, so you're not tasting it? 402 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:14,367 {\an8}Tickets, tickets. Who needs? Who needs tickets? 403 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:19,413 Tickets? Happy New Year. Tickets? 404 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,873 How are you? 405 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,709 - You need tickets? - You got something? 406 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:24,961 - I got-- - Yeah? 407 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,420 Do I have... I have the best seats. 408 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,838 - Yeah? - I have fabulous-- 409 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,632 Two seats, right there in front. 410 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,551 The cantor will be practically spitting all over you. 411 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,135 - Really? - Yeah. 412 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,221 - H-how much? - Give me 600 for the two. 413 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,430 I'll give you 300 for the pair. 414 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,891 {\an8}I'll take it. I'll take the 300. 415 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,601 {\an8}I'll take the 300. 416 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,148 You have no idea what a deal this is. 417 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,776 Incredible deal you got. 600. 418 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,450 - You alright? - You're not screwing me? 419 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,910 You're screwing me, maybe. 420 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,494 You know, I'm giving you the deal of a lifetime. 421 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,707 - Hey! All good. - Got them. 422 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,083 - Alright. - Got 'em. 423 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,042 - How much? - Pfft. 424 00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:08,087 - Really? Oh, jeez. - Yeah yeah. 425 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,006 I don't understand why you buy tickets. 426 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,299 Because it's a popular day. 427 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,675 There's too many Jews to go around. 428 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,176 [Susie] There's not enough... Exactly. 429 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,345 By the way, thank you for carpooling with us. 430 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:17,722 - Alright. - We-- 431 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,265 I really never expected you to get in my car 432 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,516 again after the other night. 433 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:21,809 - We're sorry about that. - Man. 434 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,436 Listen, this, uh, this adoption thing 435 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:25,771 I was thinking about it. 436 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,815 Isn't there an aunt or an uncle 437 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,108 or somebody from your childhood? 438 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,861 Any relative who would know, they're all dead. 439 00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,654 - They're all dead? - All dead. 440 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,448 - Every last one? - There's... 441 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,325 There's one person, though. 442 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,285 I had a nanny when I was-- 443 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,994 You had a nanny? 444 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,747 I had a nanny. Johanna Seiderman. 445 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:46,584 - Yeah? - When I was a little kid. 446 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,128 Antoinette tracked her down. 447 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:53,090 There's a Johanna Seiderman in a nursing home in Queens 448 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,508 and I've written her a letter. 449 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,926 Oh, well, this is terrific. 450 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,262 That way you'll have definitive "yes, no." 451 00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,847 You might not be happy with the answer 452 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,349 but you'll know the answer. 453 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,892 Hey, let me ask you guys a question. 454 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,935 You pick up the phone during sex? 455 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,561 - No! - Why would you pick up? 456 00:19:06,686 --> 00:19:07,980 You're in the middle of an intimate moment 457 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,398 with your-your loved one. 458 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,983 - You're gonna pick up? - I'm... It's fine. 459 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,401 [Jeff] What would you pick up for? 460 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,528 If every blue moon I have sex 461 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,780 I'm not gonna pick up the phone. 462 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,907 - You've an answering machine. - Thank you. 463 00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,993 [Susie] You're having an intimate moment with a loved one 464 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,244 you pick up the phone? 465 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,789 - Who does that? - Hey, Larry! Larry! 466 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,499 - Larry, Rob. - Oh, sorry, can't shake, Rob. 467 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,167 Got a bad-bad hand. Somebody... 468 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,920 Okay, alright. Um, so this is your wife? 469 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,505 No! What? No! No! 470 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,049 - What kind of response is that? - No, that's my wife. 471 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,176 Oh, alright. Hey, I'll see you inside. 472 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,220 - Okay, see you inside. - Alright, take care. 473 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,262 - Really? - What? 474 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,473 - It's always a thing. - Oh stop. 475 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:43,849 Oh, no, no, no. 476 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,769 Well, you know, you got the Al Capone hat on and-- 477 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,730 This happens to be a very expensive hat, mister. 478 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,148 And it's rude, it's rude. 479 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,358 Alright, let's-let's go in and pray. 480 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,902 Okay, let's go in and pray. 481 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,154 Sorry, Susie. 482 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:05,329 "Be among those who cherish truth above ease. 483 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,289 "'Their fruit we eat now.' 484 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:11,836 Their essence remains for us in the life to come." 485 00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:50,541 Hey, hey. How'd you get that sandwich? 486 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,959 - What-- - That sandwich at the deli! 487 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,003 He gave... Leo gave it to me. That's how I got it. 488 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,213 - How did... Did you bribe him? - Oh, I bribed him? 489 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,215 Yeah, that's rich. What the hell are you talking about? 490 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,092 How many times a week do you go in there? 491 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,886 - I don't know. Two? - I go there five times a week. 492 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,012 Big deal. 493 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,388 But I eat anything off the menu. 494 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,307 - I eat a lot of stuff too. - I take stuff out. 495 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,017 - I get deliveries. - I give it to charity. 496 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,686 Big deal. You're talking to him outside? I saw you talking. 497 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,897 - It's none of your business. - What was that about? 498 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,315 What, did you tell him you didn't get a sandwich? 499 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,941 "Leo, I want to get a sandwich." 500 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,611 Your sandwich stinks, by the way. It stinks! 501 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:21,280 - You stink. - Excuse me, sir. 502 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:24,366 I'm gonna need to see your ticket. 503 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:27,828 - Why? - Your ticket, sir. 504 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,330 - Why? - Is there a problem? 505 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,248 What's the problem? 506 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,628 Is this the guy? 507 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,048 - Okay, pal. - Oh, you little snitch. 508 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,549 - You're gonna have to step out. - Why? I have a ticket. 509 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:42,218 - What? - Let's go. 510 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,136 - We can't leave. - You feel like making a scene? 511 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,304 - No. - Shh. 512 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:46,347 - Oh, shush you! - Shh. 513 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:47,556 - Shush you! - Shh. 514 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,433 Shh-shush yourself. 515 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,936 Oh, great, little tattletale. You snitch. 516 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,354 He spilled the coffee, by the way. 517 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:54,688 "Cause I couldn't put my fingers' 518 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:55,689 through your dainty cup. 519 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,273 You know, you're setting a very bad example 520 00:21:57,398 --> 00:21:58,859 for my gentile wife, you know that. 521 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,528 Look, it's her first time in temple. 522 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,530 - Larry, what's happening? - They're kicking us out. 523 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,156 Well, are you gonna wait for us? 524 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,366 It's gonna be an hour and a half. 525 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,159 Well, how are we gonna get home? We carpooled with you. 526 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,786 You'll get a ride. There's plenty of people here. 527 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:10,955 - Ask somebody. - Let's go. 528 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,705 You'll get a ride. 529 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:16,335 Friends, let us continue on page 143. 530 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,798 I saw you roll about seven feet past. 531 00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:22,424 - Yeah. - Get this. 532 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:25,302 The doctor divorced his wife and is seeing his secretary. 533 00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:28,973 - Just told me. - Unbelievable. 534 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:30,975 - This guy. - Heh. 535 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:35,020 - Did you hear from the nanny? - No. No, not yet. 536 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:36,480 Well, you must be on pins and needles. 537 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:39,650 Yeah, but, you know, I think if she gets the letter 538 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,318 I think she's gonna get in touch with me. 539 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:42,486 I don't know, we'll see. 540 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:43,946 - That's wild. - Isn't it? 541 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,574 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 542 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,215 He's got the yips. 543 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:13,058 - The what? - The yips. The yips! 544 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:14,435 The what? I don't know what that is. 545 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,186 - You never heard of the yips? - No. 546 00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:17,938 Okay, it's in golf. 547 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,858 You line up to putt and your hands shake. 548 00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:22,276 He was shaking like this. 549 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:26,321 Well, I mean, maybe it's just a golf condition. 550 00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:28,198 He gets nervous when he putts or something. 551 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:31,702 I-I can't take that chance. He's operating on my father. 552 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,204 Well, you need to call him and tell him not to do it. 553 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:36,832 I mean, they're gonna have to get somebody else. 554 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:39,126 {\an8}- I hate doing stuff like this. - You don't have a choice. 555 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,211 I hate these calls. 556 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:44,465 Pick up the phone and call the doctor. 557 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,759 Maybe you could call him. 558 00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:50,054 If it was my father, I would've already been on the phone. 559 00:23:52,138 --> 00:23:53,974 Okay. 560 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,857 You should go out of the room 'cause I can't do this in front 561 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:05,444 of somebody else, honest to God. Could you leave the room? 562 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,529 It's like calling for a date or something, you know? 563 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:08,821 I need privacy. 564 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:30,678 I never. I never said you were adopted. 565 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:34,556 - Yeah, that's what you said. - No, no, I never said that. 566 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:37,101 I wouldn't say that to you. No, it's not true. 567 00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:38,686 No, you're not adopted. 568 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,521 It's okay, you can tell me. I can take it. 569 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,523 - You're not, you're not-- - Are you sure? 570 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:46,944 Listen, that Larry David sandwich, I didn't finish it. 571 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:49,154 I remember seeing a half a sandwich 572 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,906 still on, still on that table. 573 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,366 You want the other half? 574 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,284 You know what, I just ran into your doctor. 575 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:55,828 I'm meeting him there for lunch. 576 00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:57,287 What a nightmare that's gonna be. 577 00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,039 What? 578 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,335 You sure I'm not adopted? 579 00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:08,674 I never said that. Never. 580 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:30,779 Okay. 581 00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:33,323 We'll see what Mrs. Seiderman has to say. 582 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,589 Ah. Um... 583 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,551 I'd like a Larry David to go, please. 584 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:55,804 Oh, we don't have that sandwich anymore. 585 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,182 - What? - They changed the name. 586 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:07,357 [Richard] And I say that it happens every single time. 587 00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:10,402 I swear to God. I'd never lie to you. 588 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:13,781 No, I would never lie to you. Not you guys. 589 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:15,657 Larry, what are you doing here? 590 00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:17,951 You stole my sandwich? Is that what you did? 591 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,661 What the hell are you talking about? 592 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,830 - What am I talking about? - What are you talking about? 593 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,082 You stole my sandwich! 594 00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:24,374 What the fuck does that mean? 595 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,376 What? Look! Look at the board. 596 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:28,212 What, you're blaming me? 597 00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:29,338 I saw you talking to him outside the temple. 598 00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:30,672 Oh, you're out of your fucking mind. 599 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:32,424 I saw you talking to him outside the temple! 600 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:33,842 I always talk to people outside. 601 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:35,344 It's Rosh Hashanah. It's a new year. 602 00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:37,471 I talk to deli owners. I talk to pawn brokers. 603 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,431 Yeah, yeah, "Leo, can I please have a sandwich?" 604 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,016 - Oh, bullshit! - "Please, please." 605 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,143 You were so jealous that I had a sandwich up there 606 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,978 and you just couldn't take it, could you? 607 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,772 You had to get your little sandwich! 608 00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:48,732 {\an8}I got a piece of information you might be interested in. 609 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:52,694 {\an8}- I can't wait. What is it? - I'm adopted. 610 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:55,571 - Bullshit. - Bullshit? Bullshit? 611 00:26:55,696 --> 00:26:57,782 No, it's not bullshit. 612 00:26:57,907 --> 00:26:59,159 What do you mean, you're adopted? 613 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,744 - I'm adopted. - How do you know? 614 00:27:01,869 --> 00:27:03,580 My father told me. 615 00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:05,290 You don't know who your parents are? 616 00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:06,542 I know they're not those nuts! 617 00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:08,417 I know that, but I know who yours are. 618 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:11,880 - Fuck. - Enjoy your whitefish. Enjoy. 619 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:13,465 - Larry. - Yeah? 620 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:16,552 Larry, you are adopted? 621 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:17,970 - Yeah. - I adopted too! 622 00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:20,138 You are my brother! 623 00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:22,015 We are in the brotherhood of the adopted! 624 00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:26,436 Larry, come on over here. You know what I'm going to do? 625 00:27:26,561 --> 00:27:28,605 I'm going to let you have any sandwich you want. 626 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,232 - Really? - Yeah, any one you want! 627 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:32,151 - Take it. Go ahead, take it. - Oh, boy. 628 00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:34,570 - Take it. - Well, it's a tough decision. 629 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,446 Okay, okay, I wait. 630 00:27:36,571 --> 00:27:38,907 I think I'm going to have to go with that Ted Danson. 631 00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:40,284 - Ted Danson? - Yeah. 632 00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:41,785 - That's yours. - Thank you! 633 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,037 He is a son of a bitch, he don't come in anyway! 634 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,080 - You got it! - Thank you. 635 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,082 - Hey, Larry. - Hey, Dr. Sewell. 636 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:49,917 I want you to meet a friend of mine. Leo, this is Dr. Sewell. 637 00:27:50,042 --> 00:27:51,378 - Leo. - How are you, Dr. Sewell? 638 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,005 Ow! Ow! 639 00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:00,971 Ah. 640 00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:05,309 I think I'll get that Larry David to go. 641 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,568 Do not even think about it. 642 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,029 I'm expecting a call from Mrs. Seiderman. 643 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:20,824 - Who? - You know, my nanny. 644 00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:25,704 Do not pick up that phone. 645 00:28:32,461 --> 00:28:34,254 Nobody's picking up. 646 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:39,718 I had an answer to his question 647 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:44,389 if only he had picked up. 648 00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:47,768 Mrs. Seiderman? 649 00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:49,269 Mrs. Seiderman. 650 00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:54,608 Mrs. Seiderman! Mrs. Seiderman!